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Hey everyone! This section of my site will deal with some very crazy interviews. I made this section for the simple fact that I wanted something retarded to do. I will be interviewing anything from people to lawn orniments. What ever I feel like. Feel free to give me some recomendations and I will gladly interview them. Enjoy :)
November 1, 2005
Shouten:(Walks into a large green room, headquarters of RWI (Random Wierd Interviews) Welcome everyone to the first ever interview of the RWI! HUZZAH! (Looks around expectantly to find that the audiance is completely silent) Well....cough...I guess were kinda off to a ruff start here...but that's ok cuz I think I found us a great interview today! Can I hear some noise!? (Room remains silent) Ok then....nevermind. Well screw you guys then lets get this thing started. I would like to welcome you all to are very comfortable RWI room...as you can see it is quite luxuriously decorated (Points around the room to all the green and yellow furniture). You can see we have a very unique theme. Well anyways lets just role right along here and welcome are very special guest whoom I hand picked from a wide variety of possible choices (Looks around the room with a wide grin. A small beed of sweat just becomes visible). Well without further adieu I would like to welcome........Mitsuko Moriyama! Come one down!
(A door in the far corner of the room swings open and a young girl with long white hair and a black school uniform enters the room, a very confused expression spread across her face.)
Shouten: Welcome! Welcome! Please take a seat! (Points to a large yellow arm chair)
(The young girl takes the offered seat but does not relinguish the look of mingled fear in her eyes)
Mitsuko: Where am I? Who are you?
Shouten: A Mitsuko what a kidder! (Slaps her on the back) To think I created such a funny girl!
Mitsuko: What? Created me? What are you talking about?
Shouten: Woops....shouldn't have said that...well anyways let us begin the interview.
Mitsuko: Wait a minute you still never told me what I'm doind here? Who are you? Hello, are you listening to me!?
Shouten: Lalalalala can't hear you! Well anyways I guess we should start this show off with a few simple questions. (Magically pulls out some cue cards from thin air) So Mitsuko, how is life in this strange version of Japan I came up with? The fans have been dieing to know your opinions on all the strange happenings that have been going on in your life. I think this is an answer only you can give since you are the main character of my story.
Mitsuko: (Look of shock spread across her face) WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAIN CHARACTER!? ARE YOU SAYING MY LIFE IS A SHAM!? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?
Shouten: WO! WO! One question at a time...she's just kidding folks she knows exactly what's going on don't you Mitsuko (Kicks her in the shins)?
Mitsuko: Ouch! What did you do that for? What the hell is going on here? For the final time who are you!?
Shouten: FOR HEAVENS SAKE I'M SHOUTEN! THE MAN WHO GAVE YOU LIFE AND THE MAN WHO MADE EVERY HARDSHIP YOU EVER HAD TO FACE! I'M THE MAN THAT SCREWED UP YOUR LIFE TO MAKE AN INTERESTING STORY! WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP AND ANSWER THE GOD DAMN QUESTIONS SO WE CAN GET ON WITH THIS CRAP! (Stops suddenly and takes a good look around at the horror stricken audiance.....takes a deep breath...then calmly switches cards and sighs loudly) Ok....so that didn't go so well....gotta control my temper.....gotta breath....ok then.....ya maybe you should just forget I said that last part ok?
Mitsuko: ..........
Shouten: Umm......I didn't really mean what I just said.
Mitsuko: ..........
Shouten: Umm.....why the silent treatment? Did I say something wrong
Mitsuko: (Bursts into tears)
Shouten: Oh shit....Oh shit....what do I do.....(Thinks for a moment then suddenly comes up with an idea) Wait a darn tutin minute here this is my strange alternate reality....I can just....(Snaps fingers and a trap door apears under Mitsuko and sends her falling into a giant pit). Well that's that! That's all for today folks, I hope to see you next week for another exciting new RWI! I'll leave you all with a preview of next episode so please don't leave.....please....
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